If your pants were a .rar file, I would unzip them
Imagine if your followers actually followed you...
You’ll be going down the street like:
I feel bad for people that don't have Tumblrs....
They’re probably like this everyday:
When your mom won't let you buy something from the...
when you change your profile picture and you're...
then after no one likes it:
When you see other people with candy and they wont...
so you’re just like:
Writing an essay for school:
Making a post for tumblr:
Me: Why did they unfollow me?
Me: Fuck you your loss
Me: Wait seriously what did i do
Me: Im sorry
Me: Is it cause im ugly
Me: Its cause im ugly isnt it
I love taking naps.
Did you know that you can bite off your finger as...
When you see someone flirting with your crush
When Someone Sends You A Dirty Text While You're...
When that one friend who never has anything...
That moment you're watching a good show and your...
Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?
Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm...
When my friend lets me eat some of her food.
When I say a good joke & all my friends laugh.
"Pizza is here"
Me: Out of the way bitches